What’s the funniest animal name you’ve ever heard?

With everything feeling heavy lately, I thought I’d lighten the mood with a fun question. What’s the funniest name you’ve given or heard given to a pet? I have two cats called Crabman and Hamantha. My all-time favorite names are a pair of cats named Pants and Kevin. Got any hilarious or weird pet names?

Once knew a cat named Dammit… always cracked me up.

Two cats named Death and Taxes… because they’re inevitable.

Thayer said:
Two cats named Death and Taxes… because they’re inevitable.

I met a pair of cats named Fish and Chips. Made me smile every time.

Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

I have a grey tabby named Kevin too! She’s a girl as well.

Chin said:

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

I have a grey tabby named Kevin too! She’s a girl as well.

We have a scrappy little stray named Kevin Hart. He’s small, solid, and hilarious.

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

I have a bunny named Zack… who’s also female.

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

That might be my new favorite.

Rory said:

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

That might be my new favorite.

My sister-in-law has a female cat named Lloyd.

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

Gotta ask… why Kevin?

Jess said:

Charlie said:
Had a female ginger cat named Kevin. Yes… Kevin.

Gotta ask… why Kevin?

Probably wondering the same thing as you!

Two cats named Rosemary and Thyme… thought it was pretty funny!

Linden said:
Two cats named Rosemary and Thyme… thought it was pretty funny!

That’s clever! Love it.

I have a gecko called Hannibal Gecktor. Also met a pug named Dave and a Schnauzer called Cedric… human names on pets always get me.

Keelan said:
I have a gecko called Hannibal Gecktor. Also met a pug named Dave and a Schnauzer called Cedric… human names on pets always get me.

My snake’s name is Nibbler because the first thing he did was bite me.

@Tanner
Used to know a guy with a corn snake called Fingers…

Nuri said:
@Tanner
Used to know a guy with a corn snake called Fingers…

Corn snakes seem to like holding on! Had one at my old job that wouldn’t let go.

Keelan said:
I have a gecko called Hannibal Gecktor. Also met a pug named Dave and a Schnauzer called Cedric… human names on pets always get me.

Human names for animals are the best!

My cat’s name is Weenie… calling her ‘my little weenie’ always makes me laugh.