Picture this: It’s 1930 GMT on the night before Epiphany. You’ve been cooking dinner since 1500, but it’s fine because family is the most important thing. Dinner’s done, dishes washed, and now you’re relaxing with some Futurama reruns. Your 17-year-old, toothless tortie cat jumps onto your lap. You try to tell her how grateful you are for her existence and the way she’s helped you adjust to life after leaving the big city. She looks at you, sneezes right in your eye, and then yawns. What do you do?
Love her even more 
I feel so bad for getting in the way of her sneeze.
Zya said:
I feel so bad for getting in the way of her sneeze.
It’s okay, she’s probably just showing affection in her own way!
Fall harder than ever before!
Post your cat tax so we can all admire her, that’s what you do 
Sounds like you’re happy, and it shook you. Glad you found your fur buddy!
I’ve got an 18-year-old tortie that I just hugged again after reading this, that’s what I do.
Go and buy the entire cat section in a pet store!
Zinn said:
Go and buy the entire cat section in a pet store!
I assume you mean a UK pet store like Pets At Home. A mouse snuck in the Christmas tree bag, and my toothless cat caught it and just gummed it for 25 minutes. I think the mouse ran outside from boredom 
. But seriously, what do you even buy for a cat with no teeth?!